Ooo, what’s that?
So either Tantus modeled Goliath after a real live penis, or Goliath’s designer has spent quite a bit of time studying penises. Because as I inspect the head of my Goliath, I notice quite a few interesting marks that are similar to marks I’ve noticed on M’s head.
Not the same, mind. I won’t pretend M’s so special He has a Tantus dildo modeled after Him. Just very similar. Suggesting that penises I never spent much time idolizing or marveling over probably have similar markings as well. I wonder if penises have their own special markings. No two penis prints are alike? Like fingerprints, and toe prints, and snowflakes.
Anyway, the cat’s out of the bag. That, my dears, is the Tantus Goliath. And I love him.
What’d it come in?
So far, all the Tantus sex toys I own have come in a see-through plastic box with red trim and writing. There’s not usually any naked people on them, but I mean… It’s a cock. In a box. What else could it be used for?
How’s it made?
| Leo | Goliath | Randy | |
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| Length | 8″ | 7″ | 6 1/2″ |
| Insertable | 7″ | 6 1/2″ | 5 1/2″ |
| Circumference | 4 1/2″ | 5 1/2″ | 6 3/4″ |
| Diameter | 1 1/2″ | 1 3/4″ | 2 1/8″ |
Goliath comes in pearl pink and purple, and matte black platinum silicone. I have the black one. CarrieAnn picked the color for me which gives me unending amounts of pleasure, because I would have driven myself crazy with stupid questions like “What does it mean that I always gravitate to purple even though lately I like other colors more?” and “Well, is the pink really the pink in the picture? Because one Tantus plug I bought was supposed to be that pink, but when it got here it was hot pink! Not that I mind, it’s just nice to know what you’re getting.” (None of which is EdenFantasys’ fault. I’m just neurotic.)
Being silicone, it’s dense, but squishy. Flexible, but on the firmer side. And it’s harness and o-ring compatible.
There are an amazing number of veins along the shaft, and pockmarks, and lines in the head. The head… The head is big, and bulging, and thicker than the shaft. The bottom has a flared base, which means no reason to worry about using it anally, and a hole to slip the bullet in.
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What’s it for?
You can use it with the bullet inserted in the bottom for vaginal or anal penetration, though let me tell you, it’s not going anywhere near my butt. Or you can use the bullet separately for clitoral or erogenous zone stimulation.
How is it?
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| long thick silicone perfect in-between toy penis-shaped dense flexible |
runs on watch style batteries |
I know. I hear you. Watch style batteries? What is Tantus thinking?
But you know, even though so many of Tantus’s toys come with a bullet, it always seems to me like it was an afterthought. Sorta like, “So what could we do to make this toy better?” “Well, a bullet’s made all our other toys better! Let’s drill a hole in the bottom and throw in a bullet!” “Oh, hey! Good idea!.” And thus, the vibrating Goliath was born? Maybe?
In any case, the bullet’s actually fairly strong, and the batteries don’t die as quickly as they do with most watch battery bullets. And the bullet’s not the reason I requested this bad boy, anyway. I requested him because his measurements fall perfectly between the Vixen Creations Leo and Randy (both silicone).
And I’m so glad I did.
It’s too long for me, but I knew that. It’s awesome in the Liberator BonBon. Awesome. It’s tons of fun to lay on the Liberator Zeppelin Cocoon, spreading my legs, and fuck myself with it while M sits on a chair in front of me watching, and occasionally stroking my clit.
It hits all the right spots. It stretches just right when I want to be full, but not painfully stretched. It bends how I need it to bend. It has that amazing drag all silicone has.
And! And this is really spectacular, considering this is me we’re talking about. While there is quite a bit of texture, due to all those veins, it is not, by any means, too much for me. It feels amazing. And I love it.
I love this toy! Thanks, Carrie, and EdenFantasys, for letting me try it out.
Anything else I should know?
Boil it. Bleach it. Toss it in the top drawer of the dishwasher. Use nonabrasive antibacterial soap, made for toys or not. Then just throw this dildo in the drawer with your other silicone. Yep. It’s that easy.
Just remember, when stuffing the bullet in the hole on the bottom, to use a touch of water based lube for easy extraction. You’ll thank me later.
Where’d ya get it?
Eden Fantasys sent me the Tantus Goliath in exchange for an honest review. Eden Fantasys is an entire community of men and women gearing for a sex-positive society. They’ve got Eden Link, a place for their customers to converse with the heads of the companies Eden works with. And they’ve got a ginormous forum on which you can ask questions about toys you are interested in and get advice from some of Eden’s reviewers.
